A Very Trumpian Carol

Impeachment was a bitch
Thank God for my friend Mitch
The Dems they had no case
Their tails they did chase

O, Russian Hoax, Russian Hoax
Count all the legal votes
When Rudy is all said and done
You’ll see that I had won

Covid was a sin
It really did me in
Was it China, you may ask
Take off that silly mask

O, Russian Hoax, Russian Hoax
Count all the legal votes
When Rudy is all said and done
You’ll see that I had won

The voting was a fraud
It should have been outlawed
Ballots mailed in
We knew the fix would win

O, Russian Hoax, Russian Hoax
Count all the legal votes
When Rudy is all said and done
You’ll see that I had won

Pardons all around
Who cares if they are sound?
Flynn and Stone and more on deck
Can Manafort be next?

O, Russian Hoax, Russian Hoax
Count all the legal votes
When Rudy is all said and done
You’ll see that I had won

For those of true belief
We gave you tax relief
For those of faith, a final carrot
We gave you Amy Coney Barrett

O, Russian Hoax, Russian Hoax
Count all the legal votes
When Rudy is all said and done
You’ll see that I had won

So we sadly pack our sleigh now
We’re off to Mar-a-Lago
But dry your eyes and shed no tears
I’ll be back in four short years

O, Russian hoax, etc.